the cloud computing network for bitcoin calculations is like 500 times more powerful than the worlds strongest super computer and yet it is outdone in function by virtual hats in a videogame where “covered in piss” is a legitimate debuff

bitwicked:

this is the best-worst of all possible universes

(Source: wrywlf)

The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

(Source: chinitahermosaa)

luciferror:

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

Ectoplasm??? Who here is giving birth to ghouls

Also anyone who believes that women do this “without trying” has obviously never been or known a pregnant woman